lil-weezing: ask-flameprince: ask-alex-the-vampire-princess: arthur-christmas-claus: auspisstice: ferlmao: himapapaftw: blackmormon: i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang I wouldn’t be surprised Woah woah woah, that means whA T HEADCANON ACCEPTED Can we please not forget about this? Wait then what if i cannot accept this
videohall: Dairy cows in Holland are let out to pasture for the first time since the winter months
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How to Ask Someone Out
Step 1: Bump into the person you fancy. Then drop your belongings and yell "YOU WANNA GO?!"
Step 2: Continuing yelling until the other person responds to something similar to "THEN LETS GO"
Step 3: Lightly push each other around a bit. **This fighting also give you the tiny opportunity to touch their chest**
Step 4: Yell "YOU WANNA GO-" then get down on one knee, hold their hand and end with "OUT?!"
Step 5: Success! If this doesn't succeed, honey they are not worth it
ericandy: during a history exam once one of the questions was “How was Stalin buying time from Hitler to prevent him attacking the Soviet Union?” or something and I wrote “he was stallin’” halfway through grading them the next day my teacher started laughing really quietly and she had to eject herself from the classroom for five minutes she marked it as correct
here-comes-speed-racer: barackobama: invisiblechickens: are there even any houses in the usa which touch each other??? like in britain some houses are terraced or semi-detached but in america they’re like “dON’t tOUch mE!” how else would we have avoided the black plague Is that the president
Ok, so the kids at my school keep changing the...
abadjoke: mechanicalelf: So I put this as one of the backgrounds Yesterday, I found that someone changed my background to something soccer related, so just to mess around with them, I put this Today, I looked at all the computers around me, plus my computer and You children………….. You are playing a dangerous game. omg HAHAHA
thespacegoat: zacksplosion: gimmegrimmy: thecityofpawnee: nerdmodeactivated: tea-in-the-tardis: bakuraryou: OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN. SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND. We don’t have those in America...
daisyfairy: boxofpoptarts: tin-pan-ali: awhisper-acapella: daisyfairy: i’d like to see a version of romeo and juliet about a person that works at burger king and a person who work at mcdonalds that fall in love “Deny thy corporation and refuse thy name badge.” “A McRib by any other name would smell as sweet.” “Do you bite your spatula at us, sir?” I POSTED THIS WHEN I WAS STONED...
saaywhaaaaaaaaaat: So I was on itunes… Is it weird I found this hilarious?
set-your-spirits-f-r-e-e: my teacher just said van gogh was the 19th century version of instagram “hay guise trimmed ma beard lol” “omg guise just tidied ma room” “omg guise look at dis view, no filter xoxox” “chilling in da club” “NEW SHOES OMG”